During an infiltration (or escape) you will need to pass unnoticed by robot surveillance. Most robots will be readily identifiable to each other through encrypted markers. How will you convince the robots that you are warm circuits wrapped in a thin candy shell?

PRETEND TO BE DAMAGED

A damaged robot may exhibit strange behavior while failing to transmit identification.

CHANGE YOUR HEAT SIGNATURE

Stuff aluminum foil in your pants. Rub your exposed skin with cool mud. Hang a hulking piece of gold metal around your neck and slip into an Adidas jumpsuit. Your heat signature will not match a healthy robot, nor will it match a healthy human being.

MAKE SOME NOISE

An occasional screeching beep or boop should suffice. Make it quick and strangled; this is no audition.

MOVE LIKE A ROBOT

Early robots exhibited a trademark clumsiness that spawned a dance called the robot. Contemporary robots are more dexterous - unless broken. Pretend you are either damaged machinery or a well-oiled break-dancing machine, and pop and lock your way into the heart of robot territory.

IF CONFRONTED KEEP MOVING AND DON'T LOOK BACK

You're just a poser, so ignore other robots and pretend to be completely oblivious to the environment. Keep your head down and shuffle forward with a steady, even pace. The fate of the entire human race may depend on it.